Smiling will keep you younger, while worries will make you older. So stop 10 minutes working to enjoy some humor stories. Have fun!!

 

New Discovery

A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room.

The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator.

Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I should have brought my wife!"

 

 

Drunk

 One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What''s the meaning of the word ''Drunk'', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied,  "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said. " there''s only ONE policeman!"

 

 

I’m her father

A stand-looking gentleman was upset at the dress of some young people on the street. “Just look at that one,” he barked to a bystander. “Is it a boy or a girl?”“It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.”“Oh, forgive me,” apologized the man. “I didn’t know you were her mother.” “I’m not,” snapped the bystander. “I’m her father.” 

 

But the teacher cried

 The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side.

And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school,

his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you   cry?"

"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"