A young handsome English gentleman stayed in a cabin on the overnight train with a French lady. The Lady wanted to attempt him, so she kept complaining it was too cold in the cabin after her lye down. The English gentleman gave his own quilt to her, but she still felt cold.
"How can I help you then?" The gentleman felt a little frustrated.
"When I was young, my Mum always warmed me up with her body." The lady implied him.
"I am sorry," The gentleman said, "I can not jump off the running train and bring your Mum here in the mid-night."